Scooting and Running: Agonies of a Distance Runner

Denmark’s 100-kilometer Race: Agonies of a Distance Runner.

by Fradley Garner

It’s insane. Never again.
     That’s what number 453 swore to his wife and sons as they carried him home a year ago from that bone-bending, blister-raising nightmare on Denmark’s so-called “Riviera.” That’s what he’s been telling himself since.
     Many a morning this year, jogging in the woods across the shore road, as frost crystals form on the shoulders of his maroon training jacket with the tiny “100 Km. DENMARK” flag sewn over the right breast, 453 tells himself:
     “On Saturday night, May 13, 1978, you will walk the few steps from your house north of Vedbæk out to the shore road and watch the sweaty runners gulping tea and encouragement at the 19-kilometer tent and disappearing up the road toward ‘Hamlet’s castle.’ You will remember last May and the two other Mays you tried it and thank heaven that the satellites above you aren’t out there the rest of the night and next day proving you’ve gone completely cucumber.”
     Last year he proved it. At age nearly 51 he proved he could run, walk and hump 100 kilometers62.14 milesin 21 hours, 12 minutes, 30 seconds. (The first 50 km took seven hours. The rest he walked and humped.) He had run well in many shorter events for several years. This was the third year, not in a row, that he’d tried to finish Københavns Idræts-forening’s (the Copenhagen Athletic Association’s) annual international road test of two-legged folly.
     It always begins at Østerbro stadium in Copenhagen on a Saturday night. And that’s where it ends some time next day—for the three out of four who hack it back. Inside, hundreds of starters—both sexes, all ages, from many countries—line up to get their starting numbers, route map and control coupons. And pay their starting fee (60 Danish kroner) if they haven’t registered in advance.
     Loud waves of voices, soft scent of camphor. Some hotshots mill around, revving up their motor muscles. Old friends and veterans slap backs, swap insults. Novices wait uncertainly, saying little. Last May, number 453 sat on a bench next to a 15-year-old girl named Lise with her left arm in a sling. “I guess it will take about 15 hours,” she said. “I broke my wrist running home from school.”
     Some official blabs instructions over a bull horn which few understand. Adjust your shoelaces. The highway garments lend a false air of festive outing to this double-and-a-half marathon. Sweat suits in all shades. Knitted caps. Funny hats. (Ha, ha, they laugh all the way to Hellebæk where they collapse like a bum soufflé.) Army shoes and uniforms for some walkers and marchers. Knapsacks, belt packs. Some are garbed the way 453 was under another number on his first abortive attempt back in 1972: shorts, undershirts, no headgear. Crazy. Heavy mists and temperatures down to five degrees C. (41 F.) are forecast along the Øresund coast.
     Well before 10 p.m. starting time the gang drifts outside into the lighted stadium, across the green turf and onto the cinder track. Knots of onlookers shout encouragement from the bleachers. Tension mounts as the countdown is barked over a loudspeaker: 5 minutes . . .  4 . . .  3 . . .  2 . . .  1 . . .  10 seconds . . .  BANG! Off we shuffle—last year 509 of us, ages 12 to 76, rubbing elbows around the track and emptying into the street. He we can—and do—spread out.




     Crossing the street, 453 sees 306—short stubby Jens Jensen—stumble and scrape a knee. Jens wears knee-length shorts. He is an everyday jogger well into his seventies, a retired Copenhagen district physician, cofounder and now committee member for this six-year-old event. “I’ve never done that before,” Jens mutters to his young running-buddy scrambling to his feet and pumping onward. 453 passes a cheerful word to 306 as he passes the white-haired hoofer. On the return leg next day, the sturdy doctor will overtake the limping invalid, clocking 16.44.30—219th of 376 finishers. Number 453 will place 367th. But never mind that now.
     The first post—8.5 km—winks ahead. Nobody worth his salt stops here. As Robert Frost wrote in “Stopping by Woods”: “But I have promises to keep,/And miles to go before I sleep,/And miles to go before I sleep.”
     Strandvejen—(the Shore Road)—is trafficked like a warm summer night. Cars. Motorcycles. Even bicyclists to pace and nurse the privileged few with dry socks and underwear. There are still more runners than wheelers, though.
     The next post—19 km—is so close to home, 453 could drop out and crawl under the covers at midnight. He’d like to. Instead, he downs a couple of plastic cups of tepid tea, two bananas and three chocolate bars, the last one on the lope again. No family there to wave him on. Nice guys. Puff. Pretty well soaked with sweat and the mist closes in off the sound a few meters to the right, the briny Øresund dividing Denmark and Sweden.
     Puff, puff. The dark closes in, too. No road lights along much of the lonely leg to the next post. No other runners in sight. In fact, no sight. Puff. Not for the first time, 453 slows to a brisk walk.
     One-thirty or so the gas lanterns by Nivå Bay beckon ahead like airport landing lights. The red-faced fliers with numbers on their fuselages cluster around the 26.5-km post. No warm drinks here, me hearties. After a few cups of flavored cold water, pangs around the appendix. Puff. Walk it off. Somehow he hacks it to Skotterup. And there at the 35.5-km tent the bouillon and tea are warm. As much as you want. Sandwiches, too. 453 longs for a friend to drink with. This is farther than he made it in 1972. A couple of runners sleep it off in the tent. A bus waits for more drop-outs. He wishes . . .
     On the road again, and what yonder light breaks in the east? The first runner passes going the other way, back to pick up his gold medal. Tonny Nielsen, a Copenhagen skier, destined to finish this punishment in 7.57.00. Hard to believe? Well, in 1976 Norway’s Kasper Berg set the record: 7.00.40. Tonny isn’t on skis tonight, but the wings on his track shoes waggle at 453 as the two giants cross paths. How now, brown cow?
     At the Helsingør (Elsinore) shipyards 42 km north of the starting pistol and only 8 km from the turn-around point north of Hellebæk. But first a gimp around the cobble-stoned paths of Kronborg. Flickering oil pots are set out to light the way around the great castle grounds. His red eyes sweep the dusky ramparts for the prince’s ghost, and he hears:
Hamlet. The air bites shrewdly; it is very cold.                       
Horatio. It is a nipping and an eager air.
Hamlet. What hour now?
     Midnight struck four hours ago, fellas. Consult your shimmering watch dial. His ankles are so tired. His knees are stiffening. His head is empty. Whew, the road to Hellebæk is endless when you can’t run anymore.
     The sea to the right sleeps under the rising sun. Runners pass both ways. Marchers pass both ways. Low conversations.
     At last, Hellebæk School. Halfway house 453 slurps bouillon, glops sandwiches, lies down on the gym floor with his feet up on a bench. And almost passes out. A lady passes and says the bus is waiting outside. He rattles to his feet and slogs out the door. Past the bus full of unlaughing faces. Out of the school grounds, onto the road again.
     Let’s see—the first 50 km in seven hours. That’s about seven km (4.2 miles) an hour. Fair for this course at his age. Of course, if he knew then it would be another 14 hours before he crossed the finish line, he’d join the long faces in the bus. Maybe. But he doesn’t know that. All he knows is that one foot has to move out in front of the other foot. Like the golden C3PO robot on the desert in “Star Wars.”
     He licks his chapped lips again and blinks. That sun. Change the gray wool moon cap for a widebrim cotton sun cap pinned inside his jacket. The cotton cap has a pocket on the side with 50 Danish kroner mad money in it. The mad money goes for extra sandwiches and bananas and pastry and (ahhh) milk at the next post.
     He plays leap frog with a father and son team. Boy can’t be more than 10 or 12 years old and he insists on sitting down and resting all the time. Father waits, then rouses the boy, and they plod on. They pass 453. He passes them. They pass him. At the 62.5-km post a uniformed aide lifts the half-awake lad up in his arms and carries him into the tent, stuffing him gently into a sleeping bag. 453 will meet this team again down the road.
     Meanwhile, more grim-faced, stiff-legged former runners and swaggering marchers pass him. They don’t show us around Kronborg Castle again on the way back, thank heaven, but Elsinore is now the size of Manhattan. Massage is offered at the 71.5-km post (where they sell milk and pastry) but the line is too long. He slumps in a camp chair near the road—and looks up to see oldtimer Jens Jensen trot past. Not shamble but trot, in those knee-length shorts. Looking fit. Wonder where his young runner-buddy is. Now 453 remembers Jens telling some well-wisher last night: “I’ll look forward to seeing you on the way back!” 453 thinks Jens doesn’t see him.
     The rest slowly fades into oblivion: A half-hour pause on his back in the sweet weeds back of the 79-km post, which was the 19-km post on the way north last night, which still is two minutes (even at this pace) from his (uhhhh) bedroom. . .
     Mushing inland and down an eternal path through the woods, always with an eye out for the next bench or log. . .
     Picking up a dead branch. A walking stick to ease the spine through the Deer Park at Klampenborg—and giving the skyward finger-sign to a grinning young photographer who keeps clicking away at him. . .
     Planting all his bones flat out on a park bench, all done. Until Florence Nightingale looms overhead (on her way home from the next post) and asks if he’s part of the race. Is he sure he’s all right? Would he like a leg massage? Would he? Ohhh. And such soothing words. All while the Red Cross lady’s male companion stands by helplessly. . .
     Throwing away the walking stick and walking on water (blistered water) out to the shore road and into the stretch, one hand on hip, other hand on base of spine. Sit. Get up. Find a phone booth and let them know they can scrape up the remains at the stadium, seven p.m. . .
     Asking passers-by how far is the stadium please, and watching the marcher in the brown tweed suit, in her seventies, stride past and disappear southwards with a group of late finishers. “Hej bestemor!” (“Hi grandma!”) some squirts call after her. Only a few streets more. Who can’t miss it? . . .
     Dragging through the door past the man with the stopwatch, to the table where the lady says she hopes no more are coming because she’s running out of diplomas. Here, sit down here. . .
                And two of his sons racing in, faces alight, easing him to his feet and steering him out the door again. No more promises to keep, no more miles to go—just sleep.





Note: 453 is too modest to mention the bronze medal and diploma they laid on him back at the stadium. Perhaps because 375 others also were decorated for finishing in under 22 hours. If you feel up to 100 kilometers afoot (May 13‒14) or want information on saner amateur events you can enter in Denmark this year, write to K.I.F. Kirsteinsgade 9, DK 2100 Copenhagen, Denmark. As for 453, look for ol’ Frad out there again May 13. He’s determined to finish better than 10th from last, even if he can’t beat Jens Jensen.

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